"if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does"

Fame, money, groupies..........and HIV.

Six Premier League players are allegedly waiting for the results of HIV tests, because of sleeping with the same woman. The woman found out she was infected and somehow got the news back to the players, in which they immediately took the tests. For legalities, the players cannot be named, but it is thought that they come from three different clubs.

A source said: "All of them are beside themselves with worry. They are all only too aware of the scandal it will cause.
"None of them have let their families know yet because they don't want to worry them.
"It's like a ticking time bomb for them all and would almost certainly end their careers if they have contracted it."
The woman met the players through her boyfriend at the time, but when they parted ways so did her legs for the six players, she didn't know that she had the virus before she slept with them over several months. Then after having the months of scoring with the players, she got back together with her boyfriend, found out she had HIV and then took the test. She then told EVERY partner she slept with that she had the virus.

Yyeeaaahhhh........i'll just pass on that one. She meets the players while with her boyfriend, decides she likes them, splits with her boyfriend, fucks the players then calls her Ex up and say what?......"hey, i've had my fun, can i come over tonight?"
But really players......every time you train or play a game what do you do before you go on that field?.......you pull your socks onto your feet and up your shins, so how hard was it to pull a condom on your dick?
It will be interesting to find out who the players are, i'm trusting The Sun newspaper on this one.
All i have left top say is........every hole is not always a goal.
Next time, Don't Forget Your Boots, shinpads, oh and a condom.


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